<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3056919735239991856</id><updated>2011-07-30T12:57:52.102-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Lackadaisical Cornobbler</title><subtitle type='html'>Yes, I'm someone who likes to hit other people with fish. In a boring manner. Because that, my friends, is how I roll.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Hannah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04143965994299421125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3056919735239991856.post-8700558026189059437</id><published>2009-06-28T06:23:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T06:27:41.019-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Uh..... 'jyello!</title><content type='html'>I love Snopes.com. Along with Blogger and Google, I spend quite a lot of time there. I even get their email updates. I mean, that is a great idea for a website! See, I need to some up with a good website idea like that. The only problem with snopes is its abundance of PC (political correctness). I am pretty anti-PC, soooo... &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Are there any readers out there? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Oh yeah: Catherine Hardwicke is supposedly directing the new movies based off of the Maximum Ride books by James Patterson. After seeing the Twilight movies (directed by Hardwicke, in case you didn't know), here's my reaction: crap!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Over and out.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3056919735239991856-8700558026189059437?l=thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/feeds/8700558026189059437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/06/uh-jyello.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/8700558026189059437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/8700558026189059437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/06/uh-jyello.html' title='Uh..... &apos;jyello!'/><author><name>Hannah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04143965994299421125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3056919735239991856.post-4931416328677714036</id><published>2009-06-01T18:44:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T18:46:56.991-06:00</updated><title type='text'>So many lists! And posts today! Wow! Am I that desperate? Yes Yes I am.</title><content type='html'>Okay I found something funny, all of P!ATD and FOB's songs have really long song names. Try to figure these abbr. out!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;IWSNT (P!ATD)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;ISWSIFOBAAIGWTSSWAM (FOB)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;LBSAMWBM (P!ATD)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;TAGRTTAN,HYJHFIOY (P!ATD)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;LOL&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3056919735239991856-4931416328677714036?l=thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/feeds/4931416328677714036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/06/so-many-lists-and-posts-today-wow-am-i.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/4931416328677714036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/4931416328677714036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/06/so-many-lists-and-posts-today-wow-am-i.html' title='So many lists! And posts today! Wow! Am I that desperate? Yes Yes I am.'/><author><name>Hannah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04143965994299421125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3056919735239991856.post-3406923547944545705</id><published>2009-06-01T18:30:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T18:43:11.600-06:00</updated><title type='text'>YAY!</title><content type='html'>I play the cello, and let me say it is an AWESOME instrument! I will never cease to play it, it's so fun. Well, I did some Googling (Google = my new BFF lol) and found another list of celebs who play the cello:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo-Yo Ma (duh)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Brendon Urie (lead vocals for PATD)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Paula Zahn (lady from CNN)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Katherine Heigl (heard the name b4, think she's an actress, but IDK)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Thomas Jefferson (no need for explanation here)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That 'tis all I gots so far so... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE WHO IS ACTUALLY READING MY BLOG  (doubtful) PLEASE COMMENT OR SOMETHING SO I KNOW! THNX! *sheepish grin*&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3056919735239991856-3406923547944545705?l=thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/feeds/3406923547944545705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/06/yay.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/3406923547944545705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/3406923547944545705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/06/yay.html' title='YAY!'/><author><name>Hannah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04143965994299421125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3056919735239991856.post-6937517520803518541</id><published>2009-05-31T14:21:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T13:49:31.719-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Would you like to become a politician?</title><content type='html'>Hello! Are you:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Greedy?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Corrupt?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Selfish?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Shallow?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Good at whispering?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Stupid/a moron?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Evil?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you said &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;yes&lt;/span&gt; to all of these questions, you might just qualify to be in politics! Congrats! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you would like to further pursue this 'exciting' career opportunity, call:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;1-800-U-IDIOT&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3056919735239991856-6937517520803518541?l=thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/feeds/6937517520803518541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/05/would-you-like-to-become-politician.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/6937517520803518541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/6937517520803518541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/05/would-you-like-to-become-politician.html' title='Would you like to become a politician?'/><author><name>Hannah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04143965994299421125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3056919735239991856.post-676297110163426987</id><published>2009-05-31T06:56:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T14:26:31.668-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Gotcha!</title><content type='html'>Oh. My. GAWASH!!!!!! &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ha! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ha! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ha. Got you! There is nothing exciting about this post. Or maybe, just maybe, you knew that all along. Did you? &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Did you?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Anyway...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Watched Valkyrie last night, &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;excellent&lt;/span&gt; movie. So terrible their plan didn't work!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Well, her Royal Dorkiness has been awfully borededededed lately. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Anything?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Anything at all?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I HAVE NOTHING TO POST!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;PLEASE BLOGGERS, SAVE ME FROM THIS INFERNAL BOREDOM!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3056919735239991856-676297110163426987?l=thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/feeds/676297110163426987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/05/oh.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/676297110163426987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/676297110163426987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/05/oh.html' title='Gotcha!'/><author><name>Hannah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04143965994299421125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3056919735239991856.post-736146472123819851</id><published>2009-05-30T16:07:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T16:21:17.198-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Reality TV</title><content type='html'>Reality TV sucks. So why do watch it? &lt;div&gt;Is it human nature? Do we naturally find it more interesting to watch "real" people on TV than paid actors and scripted characters? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Or are we so far gone that we actually care about who lost 78 pounds last night or that they have 30 kids to spend our time watching these shows?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Honestly. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; I really hope its the latter, since then I would have an excuse.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; Is American Idol rigged?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Is the Biggest Loser cruel?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Is Big Brother scripted?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ah... the age old questions.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3056919735239991856-736146472123819851?l=thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/feeds/736146472123819851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/05/reality-tv.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/736146472123819851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3056919735239991856/posts/default/736146472123819851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelackadaisicalcornobbler.blogspot.com/2009/05/reality-tv.html' title='Reality TV'/><author><name>Hannah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04143965994299421125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
